The Lynch of Locke Lamora

HA HA MOTHERFUCKERS YOU EXPECTED COMPETENCE AND YOU GOT THE OFFICIAL TUMBLR OF SCOTT LYNCH INSTEAD! A WORK MOST DECIDEDLY IN PROGRESS.

Oct 16

Anonymous said: Will you come to Toronto for a signing? My high school has a book club consisting of about 25 Bastard converts and it would be an AMAZING experience to meet you!

I had a lovely little visit to Toronto last December and would LOVE to return. I’ll see what I can arrange for the release of the next book in the sequence. It also wouldn’t hurt to mention your desire to any local book stores (like Bakka Phoenix), because they handle some of the arrangements in concert with my publishers.


Oct 6
deadspaes:

“His problem,” said the Thiefmaker, “is that if I can’t sell him to you, I’m going to have to slit his throat and throw him in the bay. And I’m going to have to do it tonight.”
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So it’s a bit darker than what I’m used to coloring. Have a little Locke nearly escaping death for the 50th time in his 8yr. old life, it’s suppose to be the Thiefmaker right there taking little Lamora to his new home. But a bit of rope as well for insurance. I have a tad more saturated version of this but thought it didn’t fit so there. 8^y 

deadspaes:

“His problem,” said the Thiefmaker, “is that if I can’t sell him to you, I’m going to have to slit his throat and throw him in the bay. And I’m going to have to do it tonight.”

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So it’s a bit darker than what I’m used to coloring. Have a little Locke nearly escaping death for the 50th time in his 8yr. old life, it’s suppose to be the Thiefmaker right there taking little Lamora to his new home. But a bit of rope as well for insurance.
I have a tad more saturated version of this but thought it didn’t fit so there. 8^y 


suricattus:

minim-calibre:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

Shut up my Le Creuset 11 3/4” skillet is the motherfucking bomb, and did I mention they’ve discontinued the Marseille blue?

I resemble this remark. So hard.

all the fucking gpoy in the world.


Oct 4

saladinahmed:

Disturbing moments in funny animal comics, 1944.

saladinahmed:

Disturbing moments in funny animal comics, 1944.


Sep 26
dottedmelonart:

Samarkar for Elizabeth Bear ( matociquala ) Happy Birthday Bear <3!



Squee!

Have you read Elizabeth Bear’s ETERNAL SKY trilogy yet?

It has stylish magicians, Mist Dragons, hungry ghosts, snarky cat people, and a magic horse that has had it up to here with the ruuuuuuuules, man!

dottedmelonart:

Samarkar for Elizabeth Bear ( matociquala ) Happy Birthday Bear <3!

Squee! Have you read Elizabeth Bear’s ETERNAL SKY trilogy yet? It has stylish magicians, Mist Dragons, hungry ghosts, snarky cat people, and a magic horse that has had it up to here with the ruuuuuuuules, man!

Sep 22

Bastards Fandom Visits Lucien's Library...

  • Shivertongue: Arii
  • Shivertongue: I just had this dream
  • Shivertongue: I was checking in books, like normal.
  • Shivertongue: I grabbed the next one on the pile
  • Ariaste: uh huh
  • Shivertongue: And it was Thorn of Emberlain.
  • Shivertongue: And I stared, because it wasn't supposed to be out yet
  • Ariaste: *choke*
  • Shivertongue: But, I did what anyone would do in that situation.
  • Ariaste: Chewed up some orange peel, feigned sickness, and got sent home?
  • Shivertongue: Clutched it to my chest and ran off cackling like a madman.
  • Shivertongue: Only
  • Ariaste: sure that's good too
  • Shivertongue: When I sat down with it.
  • Shivertongue: And opened it up
  • Ariaste: was it blank
  • Shivertongue: It was in Icelandic.
  • Ariaste: FUCK
  • ---
  • AH HA HA. Ah. Shit. I was hoping to sort of keep this secret a while longer, but THORN will only be released in Icelandic. So you'd all better start practicing.
  • Hey, I can mock this pain because I've had these dreams.
  • I've had these dreams about books I'd supposedly written.

Sep 18
Reblogging this for those that wanted to see a picture of the little guy. There he was, making noise. Sigh.

Reblogging this for those that wanted to see a picture of the little guy. There he was, making noise. Sigh.

(via scottlynch78)


The Little Guy, 2010-2014

I’ve been fairly quiet online recently, and it hasn’t been by choice. On September 6th I came home from a jog to discover that Muse, my cat, had died suddenly at some point during the afternoon. My ex-wife discovered him as a foundling beside a road in 2010 and passed him into my care. Pets in my life are family members, not furniture, and I am still alternately heartbroken and furious over losing him. I am not in the best of humor, but life goes on and there will be Tumblring again eventually.


Sep 17

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